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Degenerate
swampabilly Devil music from the bowels of East Texas. Assimilating
everything from rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and spaghetti western,
these guys are so old-timey they're eldritch. Their debut EP, Graveyard
Shindig, almost brought about the end of the world. Watch out for
these creeps. CD is now available! This is
surf the way it’s meant to be played. Imagine having your brains
sucked outta your head by a supernatural undertow, your body dashed
to a putrid pulp on some forgotten reef, and a bunch of crabs laying
eggs in your head after plucking out your eyeballs, and you’re
halfway there. Keep an eye out for their new album, Murder On Beaver
Street. CD is now available! Those Poor
Bastards play miserable and primitive old-time gothic country music.
Lonesome Wyatt (guitar, vocals) and The Minister (banjo, bass, etc.)
are both legally certified holiness preachers. If you're looking for
slick, over-produced, commercial songs, you'd better cover your delicate
little ears. Those Poor Bastards play it raw and they play it mean.
Be a pal and support independent anti-corporate country music. Details
are pretty sketchy about this character. He’s been dead for
awhile now. All we know is that he was some sort of volkisch psychopath
who lived out the end of his days in a German mental asylum during
the war, where he committed suicide. Makes for good listening for
those family nights spent indoors… while the world burns outside. After their
church mysteriously burned to the ground, this group of bible-thumpers
managed to escape unscathed into the night. Songs about killing folks,
songs about God, and songs about killing folks ‘cause God told
you to. Pick up one of their cd’s for your next church youth
group meeting.
We forced
these bluegrass throwbacks to sign with us after we broke them out
of prison where they were serving thirteen consecutive life sentences
for bootlegging, bigamy, and something to do with cannibalism. All,
evidently, in the name of God. These guys are why your Grandpa still
sleeps with the lights on. The Visitant Eerily dated electronic music. Sort of a soundtrack to every horror/exploitation flick that was too depressing to be made. Quite serene, for those romantic outings with your recently exhumed loved one. Making memories happen since 1999. |
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